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Posted on Thursday, 22 August 2019 Source phantomrose96 Via dayvan
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The single most badass moment in all of Fullmetal Achemist: Brotherhood is when Yoki ran Pride over with his car please discuss

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#partly bc Every Single Character Plays A Part In Saving The World #(even the friggen annoying selfish introduction filler BAD GUY) #partly bc UNEXPECTED #partly bc its funny and badass #winning combo #and partly bc of (and this ties in to the unexpected thing) how it interrupts the expected timing/pace of the narrative leading up to it
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Posted on Friday, 5 July 2019 Posted by koohiss

BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL 20 SOMETHING HAS ISOLATED HERSELF SO COMPLETELY THAT EVERY ATTEMPT AT EVEN PASSING GENUINE HUMAN CONNECTION ENDS IN OVER-COMPLEMENTING SOMEONE SHE ADMIRES AND MAKES HER SEEM LIKE A CREEPY NECKBEARD TRYING TO PULL SOMETHING
MORE DETAILS WHENEVER SHE NEXT OPENS HER MOUTH

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#i'm so sorry to everyone who has to interact with me in any capacity whatsoever #i'm trying but GOSH is trying not enough #....being weird actually doesn't improve my awkwardnes oddly enough #.there. there's a typo. in my tags.
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Posted on Wednesday, 15 May 2019 Posted by koohiss

So I was dm for the first time the other day, playing a heavily modded up homebrew that basically threw all rules out the window so i could slowly introduce concepts to 2 new players.
i THOUGHT i had planned out enough to prepare.
i was wrong.
they were supposed to stop at the inn and maybe some shops, find some hidden stuff, go to the temple, and accept the mission, then journey into the overrun temple to actually, you know, have combat.
instead, 5+ hours and countless seat-of-pants additions i only partly prepped later, they’ve managed to injure each other instead of learning names, injure themselves, shoot an arrow down some sort of cursed well thingy, rescue trapped slaves from a room i never mapped out, dump fish on a burning inn before travelling back in time and melting the inn instead, then summoning a hurricane onto the town, farting on the blind monk healer i invented to save them from death, cause massive racism in not only the town but manage to personally insult the duke, and then on a whim before entering the dungeon, use the limited item of prayer to the gods to raze the entire city to the ground.
And at least one of those things i can’t even go into detail on because it LITERALLY HAS EFFECT ON AND SPOILS THE LAST BOSS
*cries in dm*

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#i thought i was ready #i thought people were joking about how much players go off the rails #they found one (1) thing that i had planned on them finding #i didnt expect this #bc when i played i was a friggen goody two shoes who ASKED THE DM what i should do next #i only ever caused disasters by MISTAKE #(....like triggering the highest level trap in the starting room.. with my first action... was not COMPLETELY my fault) #PLUUUS #they missed SO. MANY. REFERENCES. #delicately handcrafted memes and inside jokes from their favorite things #WASTED #yes @lotrotter i am calling you out by name
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Posted on Saturday, 2 March 2019 Posted by koohiss

So if anyone asks me what I did on my day off, i can tell them:
Oh, you know, I accidentally outlined a script for a potential Aquaman sequel; with interesting world building segments, some nice plot hooks for spin offs and further adventures, new character introductions, existing character development, call backs, chances to address and unpack some of the events of the last movie while expanding into new territory and adventures, rich little snippets of humor, passing moments of commentary on real world issues, cute couple-y moments, classic 90′s nostalgia en masse, and some prime opportunities to thumb the nose at other competing stories/mega-franchises.

On an unrelated note, anybody know how to get into contact with DC films script development division? Asking for a secretly hopeful friend.

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#i mean not to toot my own horn but tbh i thinks its genuinely a pretty great couple of concepts i have intersecting here #not gonna go into detail right now bc i'm still kinda stuck in the headspace but MAN #i wanna see this movie! #and its not a movie! its all in my head! #i wanna go across town to the theater and pop down in a seat with a pretzel and a slushie #and enjoy another action packed. fun filled. heartwarming. adrenaline pulsing. colorful and friendly #blockbuster film. #ehhh they probably are already deep into a sequel but my little heart can hope #i hope the sequel will be good! #if the sequel ends up having any of the cool stuff i'm imagining it will be great #it will be great regardless #no doubts #they managed to capture some of that pure good movie magic #before the dark times #when everything turned grim dark en masse #(which tbh is enjoyable! in limited doses! not every single movie! glad this movie proved that point!) #sometimes we just need our movies to be happy and bright and hopeful and fun and kind #in a world that very much isn't anymore #ngl aquaman was one of the first movies i've genuinely no holds barred enjoyed in a VERY long time #i just. really love telling stories. #especially good stories #i love working on EXISTING good stories #it's already a wonderful film with plenty of little opportunities to go forward on #and when you throw in all the awesome different factors like the stuff my brain walloped me with first thing this morning #you get a winner #would be so happy to contribute in some way #gosh #im all excited over nothing now #like a puppy who thinks you're holding a ball to throw #stupid wishful brain
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Posted on Wednesday, 5 December 2018 Posted by koohiss

i really really love how i have never ever had to see that awful body experimentation scene from alien covenant ever again

like there’s the unspoken rule or something, we all realized that it was a bit too far and nobody brings it up at all ever. not online, not in person. i’m breaking the rule here only because i so greatly appreciate the fact that, to everyone I’ve ever met, that scene doesn’t exist

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#also eyoooo tungle.hell is on fire again and they are pouring gasoline on it RIP in pieces
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Posted on Wednesday, 14 November 2018 Source koohiss Via koohiss
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also no one other than @lotrotter knows/cares, but in that one independence day sequel fix fic that got totally out of hand? 

i’m gonna make john conner and newt siblings and no one can stop me

koohiss

update because i’m procrastinating on NaNo:
newt and john are still siblings
but their role models, their stepmom and their aunt, are BOTH sigourney weaver
in a world just getting back on it’s feet after a barely thwarted alien invasion

mayhem ensues

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#i missed the fact that ellen and helen #are a pair of unfortunately named twins #obviously #this also quite neatly solves the 'do i like dave or hicks more' problem #BUUUUT still doesnt fix the 'randomly kill off sarah in the background like she doesnt matter' as neatly as id like #i can just handwave that shes off involved in guerilla warfare but it just doesnt seem fair to any of the characters #ANYWAYS #its not a fic anymore its mutated to the point of being original fiction #codenamed back shelf bc im not actively #working on it right now #still havent changed any character names yet RIP me #its a big yike jim
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Posted on Wednesday, 14 November 2018 Posted by koohiss

in my defense, i really am that easily distracted

if it’s not silly little irl adult things like work, it’s the internet, or as of right now, other writing ideas

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#one of these years i will actually finish a single cohesive project during nano #*shakes fist* #i just cant focus #stupid star wars ideas and nar ideas and aus of the thing im working on #and that whole other entire original project which is still very very much back shelf #i mean look im even breaking my afk-aitus to POST is how much my brain is procrastinating
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Posted on Wednesday, 14 November 2018 Posted by koohiss

no editing
we write like we’re horribly behind on NaNo

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Posted on Saturday, 1 September 2018 Source vol-au-ventbaudelaire Via letalestrange-deactivated201905
mardakaisson: “ hooligan-nova: “ violentbaudelaire: “25 years of ads peeled away ” A warning ” tomorrow ”
violentbaudelaire

25 years of ads peeled away

hooligan-nova

A warning

mardakaisson

tomorrow

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Posted on Friday, 31 August 2018 Posted by koohiss

So the break room at work is right next to the men’s room, and I gotta say the world’s best diet assist is when a dude comes out of there breathing heavily

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